1. Stray cats will not be fed
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat moistened with a little milk
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps
5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence
6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with, picked up and cuddled unnecessarily
7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name
8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the house at any time
9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times
10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in "Y"
11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture
12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the really good furniture
13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen their claws on new sisal rope cat scratching post with three perches!
